{"product_id":"meet-the-dullards-hardcover","title":"Meet the Dullards - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSara Pennypacker\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eDaniel Salmieri\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the tradition of The Stupids, Meet the Dullards is a clever and irreverent picture book about a comically boring family, from bestselling author Sara Pennypacker and illustrator Daniel Salmieri.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTheir home is boring. Their food is plain. Their lives are monotonous. And Mr. and Mrs. Dullard like it that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut their children--Blanda, Borely, and Little Dud--have other ideas. . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever has dullness been so hilarious than in this deadpan, subversive tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat happens when the most boring parents in the world have children who just want to have fun?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDeadpan Humor: \u003c\/b\u003e Follow the straight-faced adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Dullard, who think watching paint dry is the ultimate thrill.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCelebrating Individuality: \u003c\/b\u003e A funny tale that champions the spirit of kids like Blanda, Borely, and Little Dud, who know that a little bit of color and fun is never a bad thing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eA Perfect Read Aloud: \u003c\/b\u003e With simple text and hilarious situations, this story is designed to get the whole family giggling together.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSilly Story: \u003c\/b\u003e Join a family that orders vanilla ice cream without the vanilla and trades colorful books for blank paper in this ridiculously funny picture book.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTheir home is boring.\u003cbr\u003eTheir food is plain.\u003cbr\u003eTheir lives are monotonous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd Mr. and Mrs. Dullard like it that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut their children--Blanda, Borely, and Little Dud--have other ideas. . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever has dullness been more hilarious than in this subversive, deadpan tale by bestselling creators Sara Pennypacker and Daniel Salmieri.\u003c\/p\u003e--School Library Journal \u003cstrong\u003e(starred review)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTheir home is boring.\u003cbr\u003eTheir food is plain.\u003cbr\u003eTheir lives are monotonous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd Mr. and Mrs. Dullard like it that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut their children--Blanda, Borely, and Little Dud--have other ideas. . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever has dullness been more hilarious than in this subversive, deadpan tale by bestselling creators Sara Pennypacker and Daniel Salmieri.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.3 x 11.2 x 10.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 24, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiz Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Meet the Dullards\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lower Grades, K-3\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.8\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44064107397254,"sku":"9780062198563","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/3446\/5926\/files\/gzBXhoZ8WG9780062198563.webp?v=1781309984","url":"https:\/\/profixdiy.com\/products\/meet-the-dullards-hardcover","provider":"ProFix Home Repair","version":"1.0","type":"link"}